u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”
i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.
“Hello, Amazon? Hi, I like garlic bread and Spongebob. That’ll be $20.”
when you get a masters degree youre allowed to respond to your professors emails with “ok love you”
alt j: dnisisnsijjssji sbianisnis hold me on top of your tiny horse and devour me like a lozenge
me:
someday i will never be cold in my house
